Wherefore art thou Lady Raven Avalon?

My dearest & most beloved Lady, where have you gone?

I miss you as the flower misses the rain, as the cock must have his hen, as the flowers miss their bees!

I have heard an ugly rumor started by that most dastardly creature Jacqueline Bowser and her foot kissing sycophant Jeanine Jansen that you have been kicked off facebook and even removed from your own Black Raven Coven group!! The horror!!

Is it true that Joanne Nelson has removed you from your positions as High Priestess and is now taking over your group and leading it? The black hearted Lady of the Night is now posting that you have even died!!

Oh pray tell us this is not so!!

My heart….it breaks into a thousand shards of glass, each with the power to end my life. Save me my beloved!

A deep sigh of relief!

It is with the deepest sigh of relief that I can say that it well and truly seems that foulest of knaves known as the “Librarian” has tucked his little lupine tail between his legs and skulked off into the shadows to be heard from no more!

No more reviews of books where he attacks poor helpless pagan authors with his poorly worded thoughts and opinions.

No more foul or vomit inducing literary abortions in the guise of comments!

Ah my heart is light with joy and relief that no more can this knaveĀ besmirch and foul the waters of Amazon reviews! Rejoice pagan authors!! Your books and five-star reviews are now safe from the illiterate beast!